omgitsfrizzy:

sometimes i grab my own ass bc well i have a nice ass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds)

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops


chasingcertainty:

oh my gosh she actually did it. 


(Source: almost-relevant)

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(Source: yonezu)

jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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(Source: fallforwatson)

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.